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Dejah/16/Atlanta, GA/Junior in HS.
Rants, ponies, Harry Potter, StarKid, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Music, DC, Thespian stuff, and general awesomeness.
People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself.
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
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Pandorica on American Idol?
To my fellow Whovians… Did anyone else just see Rihanna come out of the Pandorica on American Idol? Seriously, is that the Pandorica from season 5?
What? No. That would be ridiculo-
Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)
wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.
Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?
LANA. KIM. NOW MY FOOD WILL BE FROM THE FAIRIES.
holy crap
Roar Gryffindor, Huzzah Hufflepuff, Soar Ravenclaw, and Sssslytherin Socks!
Unfortunately you can only buy the pattern for these beauties, but making them would be half the fun!
What no one would know was that Katniss Everdeen was not the first District Twelve volunteer. Maysilee Donner never played the Hunger Games. Instead, her twin sister stepped onto the stage that day. She was smarter than Maysilee, stronger. She could have a chance, where Maysilee would have none. And in the hope that perhaps her sister could like a normal life free of the judgement that she let her sister step forward in her place, Maysilee’s sister kept her volunteering a secret. Maysilee would die in the Hunger Games, and her twin sister would live on in District Twelve, in bed for most of her life with crippling depression, knowing that she should have died instead of her sister. In her last moments, Maysilee’s sister mouthed the words to Haymitch Abernathy; I’m her sister. (headcanon)
One of my favourite things to do is change happy pop love songs to minor keys
Because they sound considerably creepier in this context, especially if you throw in some prolonged eye contact
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I just finished going through all of my dash.
I’m leaving officially now. Bye guys!
